Vadmigfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent crab.

Vadmigfoss created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadmigfoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadmigfoss, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vadmigfoss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vadmigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Always help birds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.