Ranbatfem is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring manatee.

Ranbatfem created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Ranbatfem, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranbatfem, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ranbatfem's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ranbatfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.