Yattvinsit is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, generous
dragon.
Yattvinsit created everything that exists four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yattvinsit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Yattvinsit, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Yattvinsit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Yattvinsit's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
3. Run away if four ants approach from the west.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Always treat moths with great respect.