Botnilton is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent
owl.
Botnilton created snails four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Botnilton, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Botnilton, it will destroy your home planet.
Botnilton's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Botnilton's Holy Commandments1. Never feed coconuts to hamsters while wearing orange rings.
2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never wear yellow skirts.
5. Do not hurt whales.