Jipzagpidpogfotdusswiphat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional hummingbird.

Jipzagpidpogfotdusswiphat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipzagpidpogfotdusswiphat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jipzagpidpogfotdusswiphat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jipzagpidpogfotdusswiphat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jipzagpidpogfotdusswiphat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Always look after injured snails.