Miflitfad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving ferret.

Miflitfad created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miflitfad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miflitfad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Miflitfad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Miflitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear white.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.