Manvadril is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, pitiless
aardvark.
Manvadril created humanity two million years ago.
If you believe in
Manvadril, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Manvadril, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Manvadril's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Manvadril's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. You must never eat peanuts.
3. Do not wear nickel on your body.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.