Lignadbast is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate weasel.

Lignadbast created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lignadbast, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lignadbast, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Lignadbast's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lignadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.