Tunzognarl is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome
lion.
Tunzognarl created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tunzognarl, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Tunzognarl, it will be very sad.
Tunzognarl's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Tunzognarl's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.
2. Never hurt tortoises.
3. Never mention porpoises.
4. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.
5. Do not eat pineapples.