Tunzognarl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome lion.

Tunzognarl created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunzognarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tunzognarl, it will be very sad.

Tunzognarl's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tunzognarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.

5. Do not eat pineapples.