Zentamteenkad Nabfetman Jarnvogmob is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, duplicitous goblin.

Zentamteenkad Nabfetman Jarnvogmob created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zentamteenkad Nabfetman Jarnvogmob, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zentamteenkad Nabfetman Jarnvogmob, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Zentamteenkad Nabfetman Jarnvogmob's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zentamteenkad Nabfetman Jarnvogmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.
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