Battabratgod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, egotistical salamander.

Battabratgod created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Battabratgod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Battabratgod, it will be very sad.

Battabratgod's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Battabratgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Always obey Battabratgod's priests.

5. Respect your elders.