Rilldabton is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered fox.

Rilldabton created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Rilldabton, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rilldabton, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rilldabton's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rilldabton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat green fruit.