Litbissdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able parrot.

Litbissdiss created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litbissdiss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Litbissdiss, he will turn you into a tree.

Litbissdiss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Litbissdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not take Litbissdiss' name in vain.

5. Never paint your head pink.