Stipbopvid is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, deceitful centipede.

Stipbopvid created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipbopvid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipbopvid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Stipbopvid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Stipbopvid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six zinc sculptures of Stipbopvid on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stipbopvid.