Hubquaglik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sapient butterfly.

Hubquaglik created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Hubquaglik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hubquaglik, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hubquaglik's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Hubquaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not listen to music.