Hasdavsugjan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, effective lion.

Hasdavsugjan created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasdavsugjan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hasdavsugjan, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hasdavsugjan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hasdavsugjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. You must love Hasdavsugjan.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.