Misveenpog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise snake.

Misveenpog created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Misveenpog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Misveenpog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Misveenpog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Misveenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if nine goats approach from the east.

5. Never run in holy places.