Ratgepzed is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, merciful dryad.

Ratgepzed created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratgepzed, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ratgepzed, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ratgepzed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ratgepzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never wear white ear rings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must pray to Ratgepzed seven times a day.