Dunguntab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, merciless elephant.

Dunguntab created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunguntab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dunguntab, he will turn you into a duck.

Dunguntab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dunguntab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect your elders.