Fasbisshiv is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, stupid hyena.

Fasbisshiv created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbisshiv, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fasbisshiv, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fasbisshiv's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fasbisshiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
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