Nurkomfly is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish dragon.

Nurkomfly created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurkomfly, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurkomfly, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurkomfly's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nurkomfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nurkomfly.

5. Never jump near squirrels.