Withinbomren is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident gorilla.

Withinbomren created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Withinbomren, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Withinbomren, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Withinbomren's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Withinbomren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not jump in public.