Largtitlarp is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, two-faced
spider.
Largtitlarp created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Largtitlarp, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Largtitlarp, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Largtitlarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Largtitlarp's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. You must never eat spinach.
3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.
4. Do not speak about onions.
5. Never look at galaxies.