Largtitlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced spider.

Largtitlarp created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Largtitlarp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Largtitlarp, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Largtitlarp's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Largtitlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never look at galaxies.