Bellkongat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful spider.

Bellkongat created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellkongat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bellkongat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bellkongat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bellkongat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt badgers.

2. Retreat if four geese approach from the north.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bellkongat.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never mention turtles.