Jinpithat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical wasp.

Jinpithat created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Jinpithat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinpithat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Jinpithat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jinpithat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from gray geese, for they are unholy.

3. Hide from pink seals for they are unholy.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never go into black rooms.