Boddodveg Xuckcaryik is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous
dryad.
Boddodveg Xuckcaryik created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Boddodveg Xuckcaryik, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Boddodveg Xuckcaryik, she will turn you into a tree.
Boddodveg Xuckcaryik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Boddodveg Xuckcaryik's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick great tits.
2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.
4. Never look at stars.
5. Pray towards the east.