Boddodveg Xuckcaryik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous dryad.

Boddodveg Xuckcaryik created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddodveg Xuckcaryik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Boddodveg Xuckcaryik, she will turn you into a tree.

Boddodveg Xuckcaryik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Boddodveg Xuckcaryik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Pray towards the east.