Disskapspagkikzigxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless mongoose.

Disskapspagkikzigxuck created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Disskapspagkikzigxuck, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Disskapspagkikzigxuck, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Disskapspagkikzigxuck's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Disskapspagkikzigxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
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