Tunsanmut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful mouse.

Tunsanmut created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunsanmut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tunsanmut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tunsanmut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tunsanmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never run near eagles.

3. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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