Stersterfag Genhamgunjarnnurtflowdap
is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, benevolent
goblin
.
Stersterfag Genhamgunjarnnurtflowdap
created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stersterfag Genhamgunjarnnurtflowdap
, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Stersterfag Genhamgunjarnnurtflowdap
, she will cry a lot.
Stersterfag Genhamgunjarnnurtflowdap's
most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Stersterfag Genhamgunjarnnurtflowdap's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never wear dresses.
5. Do not wear carbon on your body.
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