Saslipfid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced fairy.

Saslipfid created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Saslipfid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Saslipfid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Saslipfid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Saslipfid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six snails approach from the east.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must pray to Saslipfid seven times a day.

5. Never skip in the presence of manatees.