Liglagcet is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Liglagcet created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Liglagcet, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Liglagcet, he will turn you into a mouse.

Liglagcet's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Liglagcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away if four tortoises approach from the west.

4. You must love Liglagcet.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.