Rotfobdag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, compassionate fairy.

Rotfobdag created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotfobdag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rotfobdag, he will turn you into a mole.

Rotfobdag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rotfobdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Never paint your neck indigo.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.