Gumhugcip Hud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent jellyfish.

Gumhugcip Hud created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Gumhugcip Hud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gumhugcip Hud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gumhugcip Hud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gumhugcip Hud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Gumhugcip Hud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray immersed in water.