Larpmingat Miltiggil is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous troll.

Larpmingat Miltiggil created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpmingat Miltiggil, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Larpmingat Miltiggil, she will send minions to preach to you.

Larpmingat Miltiggil's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Larpmingat Miltiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Larpmingat Miltiggil's name in vain.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt horses.