Yartnellbed is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful alligator.

Yartnellbed created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartnellbed, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yartnellbed, he will try to impress you with trees.

Yartnellbed's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yartnellbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Yartnellbed.

5. Do not speak about grapes.
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