Gumdodweg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest raccoon.

Gumdodweg created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumdodweg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumdodweg, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gumdodweg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gumdodweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gumdodweg on top of all buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Always help bats.