Govdap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able porpoise.

Govdap created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Govdap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Govdap, she will curse you with boils.

Govdap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Govdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Govdap's priests.

2. Never wear black hats.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never paint your legs green.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Govdap on top of all buildings.