Xingetwip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever hyena.

Xingetwip created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xingetwip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xingetwip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Xingetwip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Xingetwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
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