Dadbomdum is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, boastful bird.

Dadbomdum created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadbomdum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadbomdum, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dadbomdum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dadbomdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dadbomdum's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Dadbomdum must be the most important thing in your life.