Panbastbat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud shrew.

Panbastbat created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panbastbat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Panbastbat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Panbastbat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Panbastbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never feed turnips to great tits while wearing orange tights.

4. Never skip near badgers.

5. Do not wear black clothing.