Dagdossad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dagdossad created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagdossad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dagdossad, he will turn you into a rat.

Dagdossad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dagdossad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Always take life seriously.