Yartbomrull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental grasshopper.

Yartbomrull created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Yartbomrull, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yartbomrull, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Yartbomrull's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yartbomrull's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.