Nangandunbifbettadquammad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving penguin.

Nangandunbifbettadquammad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nangandunbifbettadquammad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nangandunbifbettadquammad, she will turn you into a slug.

Nangandunbifbettadquammad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nangandunbifbettadquammad's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Nangandunbifbettadquammad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.