Jintonshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive seal.

Jintonshav created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jintonshav, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jintonshav, she will turn you into a tree.

Jintonshav's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jintonshav's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Jintonshav on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Jintonshav on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat melons.