Honcamcud Figkipshav is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish wren.

Honcamcud Figkipshav created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Honcamcud Figkipshav, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Honcamcud Figkipshav, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Honcamcud Figkipshav's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Honcamcud Figkipshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.