Taglaknab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, impressive coyote.

Taglaknab created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taglaknab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Taglaknab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Taglaknab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Taglaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Respect your elders.