Cudtail is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring monkey.

Cudtail created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudtail, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cudtail, it will turn you into a slug.

Cudtail's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cudtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Cudtail three times a day.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.