Cudtail is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring
monkey.
Cudtail created gold four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cudtail, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Cudtail, it will turn you into a slug.
Cudtail's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Cudtail's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. You must pray to Cudtail three times a day.
3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.