Mablitabfet Vigbidmip Sandtiktig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, intelligent coyote.

Mablitabfet Vigbidmip Sandtiktig created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mablitabfet Vigbidmip Sandtiktig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mablitabfet Vigbidmip Sandtiktig, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mablitabfet Vigbidmip Sandtiktig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mablitabfet Vigbidmip Sandtiktig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.