Gublik is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, slow newt.

Gublik created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gublik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gublik, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gublik's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gublik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.