Tadsoglop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil mongoose.

Tadsoglop created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadsoglop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadsoglop, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tadsoglop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tadsoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear violet.